At the interval of The Crucible me and my friend Emily walked around and she thought she saw Simon Amstell but we fucked up his name cos we were really drunk and thought he was called simon armitage (we had Richard Armitage on the brain because he’s in the play) so I went up to simon and asked if he was simon armitage and because I got his name wrong he said kind of, so I asked if I could take a photo of my friend and him. I took it but people kept walking in front so I said at least three times “sorry there’s people” or “sorry my phones fucked up so it takes ages” so I was just standing there swaying slightly on the spot for at least a minute. I eventually got a photo and he was about to walk away but I asked him for a selfie with the three of us so we took the photo then told us he was going to go to the toilet now.

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At the interval of The Crucible me and my friend Emily walked around and she thought she saw Simon Amstell but we fucked up his name cos we were really drunk and thought he was called simon armitage (we had Richard Armitage on the brain because he’s in the play) so I went up to simon and asked if he was simon armitage and because I got his name wrong he said kind of, so I asked if I could take a photo of my friend and him. I took it but people kept walking in front so I said at least three times “sorry there’s people” or “sorry my phones fucked up so it takes ages” so I was just standing there swaying slightly on the spot for at least a minute. I eventually got a photo and he was about to walk away but I asked him for a selfie with the three of us so we took the photo then told us he was going to go to the toilet now.

simsgonewrong:

That’s not how you make jam…

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simsgonewrong:

That’s not how you make jam…

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swagmom2007:

when ur walking by people and they laugh

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thespacegoat:

jbars:

wow and she was dead ass

Just so you guys know this is a thing started on 4chan where they would take this and just add really offensive horrible things to it (you can even see the deleted characters above the “Like” button) and for some reason this edit, as well as an edit where “she” was condoning rape, became popular. Normally I wouldn’t care but I’m pretty sure she’s like 14 and is getting bullied terribly

I creeped her facebook and here’s her newer posts on the subject:

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Just so you all know!

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thespacegoat:

jbars:

wow and she was dead ass

Just so you guys know this is a thing started on 4chan where they would take this and just add really offensive horrible things to it (you can even see the deleted characters above the “Like” button) and for some reason this edit, as well as an edit where “she” was condoning rape, became popular. Normally I wouldn’t care but I’m pretty sure she’s like 14 and is getting bullied terribly

I creeped her facebook and here’s her newer posts on the subject:

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Just so you all know!

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smutlinson:

just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school

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smutlinson:

just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school

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ungyo:

best-of-funny:

X 

#why is this on best of funny #this is legitimately powerful #this is a reminder that we can fight back against unfair systems #technology has empowered us #by providing witnesses #the world is watching #we can force consequences on our oppressors now #in a way that wasn’t possible even twenty years ago #we don’t have to wait for the media #we don’t have to convince the media #we can be the media #les amis de l’abaissés (@grassthatchedhut)

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ungyo:

best-of-funny:

X 

#why is this on best of funny #this is legitimately powerful #this is a reminder that we can fight back against unfair systems #technology has empowered us #by providing witnesses #the world is watching #we can force consequences on our oppressors now #in a way that wasn’t possible even twenty years ago #we don’t have to wait for the media #we don’t have to convince the media #we can be the media #les amis de l’abaissés (@grassthatchedhut)

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Stellar
It’s the best Tumblr Theme in the universe. It’s really versatile. You’ll look great wearing it, and so will your grandmother.

  • Choose from Ten Color Schemes designed by Pasquale D’Silva.
  • Choose Single Column or Double Column layout.
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  • Turn most things on or off.

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themes:

Stellar
It’s the best Tumblr Theme in the universe. It’s really versatile. You’ll look great wearing it, and so will your grandmother.

  • Choose from Ten Color Schemes designed by Pasquale D’Silva.
  • Choose Single Column or Double Column layout.
  • Animated gif mascots! Or use your Tumblr avatar, or nothing.
  • Highlight a select few friends' blogs.
  • Turn most things on or off.

Check out Stellar and more at tumblr.com/themes.

dobies-secret-joffrey-rp-blog:

familiaralien:

the-treble:

He tries so hard no to say, “A big black cock.” Only 15 seconds. Worth the watch.

why does this have so few notes?

omg i came for the big black cock and got a lot more than i expected

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